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Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to People:
1. Go away.
2. I'm sorry.
3. I really don't care about your problems. At all.
4. Help me.
5. My life is not so great as you seem to think, just because I have more friends than you.
6. GET PROFESSIONAL HELP AND LEAVE ME ALONE
7. Wanna do something, sometime?
8. No, my libertarian comrade, the free market will not solve all problems.
9. If you think socialist, liberals and nazis have some sort of shared agenda then you don't know anything about politics and should shut up.
10. Shut the fuck about your god damn sex life, I don't care.

Nine things about myself:
1. I'm overweight.
2. I play computer games. All the time.
3. I rarely feel passionate about something.
4. I don't talk much.
5. I'm scared of the ocean, flying and diseases.
6. I live in a storage room behind my family's garage.
7. I don't do any drugs whatsoever.
8. I worry easily.
9. I'm a hypochondriac.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Have a sense of humour.
2. Be able to laugh at yourself.
3. Understand and accept that I often need to be alone.
4. Don't be really, really girly.
5. Understand and accept that I'm a quiet person.
6. Be open minded.
7. Be nerdy.
8. Make the first move, because I'm a shy guy.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. Politics
2. Religion
3. Death
4. My health
5. My weight
6. Ethics
7. VIDEYA GAEMS

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Set my alarm clock.
2. Brush my teeth.
3. Think about the next day.
4. Read.
5. Strip.
6. Hug one of the pillows.

Five places I want to visit:
1. A Maiden concert.
2. A VNV Nation concert.
3. That buddhist temple their building up north.
4. Chernobyl.
5. Wales.

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Black t-shirt with the words "Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the Internet" in Impact font.
2. Grey and black underwear
3. Pants with a forest camoflauge pattern.
4. Black socks.

Three bands that I listen to often:
1. Combichrist
2. KMFDM
3. VNV Nation

Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Finish a story.
2. Find a job that makes me feel like I actually fulfill some purpose.

One confession:
I'm still a virgin and sometimes I wonder if I should take a vow of chastity.